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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
straightwhiteboyproblems
canthaveshitingotham

every artist who has ever attempted to satirize masculinity i am so sorry

canthaveshitingotham

you could name a movie Portrait of a delusional abuser ruining his own life in pursuit of a fictional standard of manhood and 89% of its fanbase would still be like "Fuck yeah man it was so cool when Shit Cumdick gave that badass speech about how pushing everyone away and never letting yourself feel emotions is actually a good idea for your life. fuckin dope flick"

straightwhiteboyproblems

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definitely-not-a-frog

Crimes that desperate people commit:

- robbery, drug trafficking

These people need money, not prison.


Crimes that mentally ill people commit:

- assault, murder

These people need therapy, not prison.


Crimes that people with addictions commit:

- drug possession, gambling

These people need rehab, not prison.


Crimes that stupid people commit:

- dui, pyramid schemes

These people need school, not prison.


Crimes that rich and powerful people commit:

- embezzlement, bribery

These people need their money taken away, not prison.


Prison is never the answer.

Abolish prisons.

Abolish the police.

Invest in communities.

yournewapartment
tchaikovskaya

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sashaforthewin

This is legitimately my job, I string pearls 40 hours a week. I cannot help but overanalyze every piece of media that includes a pearl necklace. I have gone on long rants about Martha Wayne.

Okay, so necklaces are either knotted or straight strung. Straight strung doesn't have knots separating the pearls, so there is more tension on the pearls and it's bad for them over time, but it is cheaper and looks fine in short term. So yeah, most rich people knot their pearl necklaces. There is one exception: sometimes we have a super picky Karen-type that demands their necklace with really fucking expensive pearls be straight strung because they like the look better. Properly knotted necklaces have nearly invisible knots so this is just batshit demands, btw.

So, that leaves two options: either you chock this up to comics folks not knowing anything about pearl necklaces or, the funnier option being that Martha Wayne is just one of those people that makes the most unhinged demands to feel in control and powerful.

I'm just really pumped I found a post I could actually professionally weigh in on

yournewapartment
brittlebodies

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Ian Stone, Doubting Thomas, oil on linen, 12x16 in, 2023

"If you know the painting by Caravaggio, Doubting Thomas, it was my direct inspiration for this piece.

A doubting Thomas is a skeptic who refuses to believe without direct personal experience. 50-60 years ago, it was not uncommon for people to think or believe that being gay was a phase or a mental illness or deviance in some shape or form. It's embarrassing that the same things are being said about trans people today."

fishofthewoods

STOP SCROLLING!!! THIS IS NOT A PHOTO IT'S OIL ON LINEN!!!!!!!!!